I am afraid of umbrellas and sharks. I suffer from the combination of megalomania and inferiority. I love being what people don’t expect me to be. My eyes can change color. I’m a nurse. To save a life makes me feel even more alive. I talk to myself when I am alone. I eat at night while looking at myself in the mirror. I have a weakness for gossip and famous people. I like to sleep with my lipstick on. I won’t let anyone touch my feet. I’m restless. I don’t like coca cola and vanilla ice-cream. I always talk about changing my hair, it’s never gonna happen. I love a girl. My friends tell me I talk to loud in public cafes. I buy weird things on the internet, during the night, it makes me feel better.